Then stop thinking because you’ve wasted enough time thinking about this already and you’ve got more important things to do.ĭon’t do Yoko the pleasure of burning this book like she requests. Think you’re just cranky and too serious. Stop trying because you hate it and you will always hate it. Try to like it because you respect your professor and her reading list and she’s obviously assigning this for a reason. Don’t care about not being perceived as cool or smart because you absolutely abhor this book. Think about hipsters who pretend to like things they don’t actually like because it makes them look cool or smart. Think about how people automatically believe when something is strange and/or they don’t understand it, that it is by default genius. Be surprised, but not surprised to see it has an average rating of 4+ stars. Then start again because maybe you’ll get it this time. Take that thought back and stop reading again. Decide you believe in fate and that things worked out for the best. Wonder about how things might have been different. Don’t care to figure it out because you can’t translate crazy.įeel bad for John Lennon. Think about the fact that each page probably means something. Then remember you’re not insane.īriefly think about how these instructions aren’t meant to be taken literally, how it’s an expression, a form of art. Then continue reading anyways because it’s assigned. But refuse to continue reading for that reason. Talk about how Yoko broke up the Beatles and killed John Lennon. Read out loud with a coworker at your place of business. Use no less than three different colored pens to do this. Logically prove them false, nonsensical, or even harmful. In most of the notes, draw from your knowledge of physics, astronomy, psychology, sociology, and rationality to deconstruct the instructions. Laugh with a coworker about the word whimsical. See the word “whimsical” on the back cover. Don’t care you spent too much money because you think this book will make you a better person. Instructions for obtaining, reading, and disposing of Grapefruitīuy this book on amazon with two others for free s&h.
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